| definitely not for me. I've touched more than enough foreign penises within the last couple of weeks to last for this lifetime. that would be 2. which is about 600 too many. So gross.
I think i would do a better genital exam if i strapped a gas mask to my face. it's hard to focus when you're in the presence of nasty-smelling genital funk and you're so acutely aware of alien penis molecules eating through your gloves and entering your trachea on their way into the depths of your soul. kill me now.
for the life of me i can't understand what would possess any self-respecting woman to want to put one of these ugly beasts into her mouth.
i'm not saying i would think twice about dirty-sanchezing a girl but if i was desirable girl (read: non busted ass face with a career) i would tell my boyfriend to go fly a kite. Homey don't play that.
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| I'm bragging here to my likely no-longer-in-existence xanga subscribers because in real life believe it or not I'm actually a really nice guy and after my momma there's few other people i can safely brag about this to and not have to worry about hurting any butts.
I got my med school board scores back today... 255, baby! Failing is 185. National average 222. The most competitive specialties plastics, derm, ent and rad onc average 243, 240, 239, 236, respectively. I could (potentially) do derm if i wanted to!!! not that i have any freaking clue what i want to do. and i'm pretty sure i dont want to be a pimple popper md. but it's nice to know assuming i don't completely fuck up this year that the option is not closed.
finally... some redemption for getting only 15 minutes of sleep before the mcat and completely bombing it.
2 more years to go...
must get back... to cali...
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